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You look like I need a drink
As fucked up as a soup sandwich
Just saw an itchie ginger downtown...fat red headed kid scratching his pink belly
Intesticide
Slutty but lovable...
Dolphins are just gay sharks...
I'm not racist. I just stereotype. It's faster. <<Quote from 'Up in the Air'>>
it's not because you have to...it's because you want to
Sorry for the shitty fuck last night. I think my pump operator was asleep.
What if we kept on growing our entire life?
Be more funny
Stumbelina
Go drink yourself retarded...
I don't know what to make of the world...
I Heart Mexican Bulldogs
Anarection
Your big pee of the day should be at about 10 PM
FunGo
My dog is a fartriloquist
My first drink in years...
License Plate Frame: UseItUp
Just delete...
We am they
Neurotically Loyal
Alcofluence
We're all having a mid-career crisis...
I think I'm an alcoholic. It took me three trips in the truck to the dump to get rid of most of my wine bottles.
I poured most of the wine in the glass.
License Plate Frame:
I'd rather be drinking
Fuck Puppet
BellyFlop
I'm going to kick you in your vulnerable...
rat's ass
It's always a badass that makes a girl's heart beat faster.
There's enough religion in the world for people to hate each other but not enough for people to love each other.
My pee smells like flame retardant
Drama not's a food...quit feeding off of it...
I'm batshit crazy...
Christ O'Friday
PussCake
Hello, I"m offensive
Bite your own toenails
Lolly Gag
Booze
Titties Kill
Get a Mammogram
Run Slut
Gourmet Fuckup
Sporty Shoes
If guys had to wear tampons....
Stupid is forever
Swift
I make a little Racket
I don't want to back in to ordinary
Tab F: Take a bullet For...
License Plate: PHASE
Nothing can phase me
Saturated
Contempment
Scratch my Balls
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space...
bozo
It went from
don't let them out to...
don't let them in...
Yesn't
Dipshit
Praise Cheesus
Fuel Proof
Track Record
How many shits in a shitload?
(stick figure sweating moving a whel barrow)
pooch
vagenius
happification
glide
gifthorse
I don't fit in
squeeze
I can't wait to see the happy hour menu in hell
no tank you
I don't dwink
out of hand
he just did what he does
AQUA VELVA
I think I sat in bong water
I'm up the Hello Kitty pool without a paddle.
toehold
figment
cool whip
don't trust whitey
biscuit
fa uh....
wined up
dang
bitch tits
exit wound
popular
(slutty)
Heavens to Betsy
we're at the same place
third of two
HELLO
I'm drunk.
grasstastic
Muck Fuppets.
How much crazy can you handle?
drinks well with others
I have a fear of widths
barky
that's one doodle that can't be undone
home skillet
I'm ill-equipped
not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed
good dose
Vanessa likes 'Madison' for a girl
I should probably bounce
The right person will think the sun shines out of your ass
If everything is under control, you're going too slow.
I swear it's the meds
Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken...
(last few from 'Juno'...great movie...)
I'll fuck you up, Jet Pack Go...
you people and your pants
School is for people with nothing better to do...so I guess I have nothing better to do...
<front>There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who doesn't, who never did, and who never will.
<back>So don't worry about people from your past....there's a reason they didn't make it to your present.
I might be high maintenance.
krackle
crack whore for love
Best Friend = Breast Fiend
F.A.D.C.
Friday Afternoon Drinking Club
fitness is hygeine
SMASH
BOING
pony ride
I'll always be funny
funday
Drunken minds speak sober hearts
pretty fuckin'
antissapointment.
If you don't believe in Abortion don't have 1.
I'm so not dainty.
simplexify 8/$1 each
fond
I brake for red lights
punktry
drink
I can't hear myself think thrilled
lopsided
Belly Button
Fungo Qweef
I was going pro...
PingPong
Reality is socially constructed...
UnRavel
Ravelling
Peesh
Ass Juice
Butt Different
Trust:
Easy to lose
Impossible to regain
There's no F in Way
Got Liver?
I've run out of things to say.
BustaPussy
TruLuv
Don't settle
Set the Bar
Creamsicle
Don't blink
Smitten
Enamored
Be a Goofball
Perfectly Flawed
More smirkey than smiley
Fluffy not stuffy
Giddyup
Don't thwack my feelers
Good Combo
The Fuck Series
Fuck Nice Girls
Fuck the Lunch Lady
The Pajama Series
I'm gushy for you
Sleep Tight
(for kids)
Don't let the bedbugs bite (with bug image all over shirt)
There isn't an orgasm that sucks
Cock Tail
100 Persensual
The Jesus Series
Chris died for your sins
Jesus say Relax
I'm too sexy for my Lord
HippoChristian
Who would Jesus do?
Get busy
Look busy, Jesus is coming
"east jesus nowhere"
Suck it Jesus
b'Jesus
Jesus Causes Cancer
<front> Christ died for my sins.
<back> Let's not let it go to waste.
The Summer CAmp Series
Fly Strip
Steve went to Jesus CAMP
I heart Jesus camp girls
homesick
The Gay Series...not 'gay' like homosexual...just gay like 'gay'...
Sperm Dumpster
Bear Snatch
just gay like 'gay'
Quit licking my pants...
Mangina
Wipe that puss off your face
It won't suck itself (picture of a lollipop)
It won't lick itself (picture of a popsicle)
There are no free lunches boners
Purse
Poon
When I grow up I want to be a Piña Colada so my mom pays attention to me.
But I,...
Prioprism
Asstastic
If I were a girl I'd want you to tell me that everyday.
Hold my popsicle
Asstasy
I really don't know what kind of girl I am...
If I were a girl...
Front: I don't want your love
(On back of shirt) ... Yes, butt
(On front of shirt) ... You're halfway to my tits
ManHandle
Rear Entrance
Dog Line of t-shirts
Do it doggie style
poon hound
I'll chase balls when balls have pussies.
Timmy's fucked.
Booze Hound
Tibet Series
Free Tibet when you buy one at equal or lesser value
Free Tibet when you buy one or get one free.
Free Tibet with a Car Wash
Buy 2 Tibets, get the third Tibet Free
The ParentSeries
We are gonna hav'ta to go to bed soon to hide.