Cast of Characters
Tab A: Think Austistic with Tourettes.
Slot B: Probably related to Tab A but haven't taken the DNA test yet.
ToraPig: Furry friend that can put together puzzles. <RIP>
Gimpy C: Another furry friend. Hasn't figured out puzzles yet. Stalker. Likes fetch...a bit too much.
8 Tits and a Dick: Two little furry French fuquers.
STEVE: yeth
BitchTits: STEVE's little sis...'twice the dog' my ass...
Neurotic C: Spent too many years in the jungle with charlie...needs her space...has own room.
Meat 1 (M1): Nairs his chest, but shaves his balls. I don't understand either...
Meat 2 (M2): Smells like teen spirit.
Dirty Shirley: more Shirley than Dirty...
...good M1atch
Titty C: Drives yellow car really fast down driveway... Lives next door.
Surfer G: Gets inexcusably humped by Meat 1... Likes steak. Hates condiments and anything green including several muppet characters.
ReD-I: Rides bike in circles for all the right reasons.
Nubby G: Powered by batteries.
LaBlonda: Surprisingly not black
Tab A Minus 30 (AKA Babs O'Reilly): Teenage Flashback who got a rim job from a chihuahua.
Sunday Meat: In the 509...Can throw a ball a mile. Doesn't waste food. Also shaves balls.
Sweet Thang: has massive mammaries (and they are real, and she is not fat).
DD Sunday: UW student (on a longggg break)...can drive really well... :).
Freaky C: Slot B's neurotic cat. On life #17 AWOL for two years...hmmmm
Organic Meat: Slams drums like crazy. Definitley not Jewish...probably home schooled. :)
Blunt Meat: Says what he thinks...
Flower Girl: The daughter we never had...