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We are TabA and SlotB. Now take your pants off and bark like a dog.
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About Us
 
We're two wacky monkeys who like to go to work without any pants on and change peoples impressions about human sexuality.  Oh and we tie each other up a lot and laugh until we blow beer out of our noses.  And we like beer.  Did we say that already?   
Cast of Characters 
 
Tab A: Think Austistic with Tourettes.
Slot B: Probably related to Tab A but haven't taken the DNA test yet.
ToraPig: Furry friend that can put together puzzles. <RIP>
Gimpy C: Another furry friend.  Hasn't figured out puzzles yet.  Stalker.  Likes fetch...a bit too much.
8 Tits and a Dick: Two little furry French fuquers.
STEVE: yeth
BitchTits: STEVE's little sis...'twice the dog' my ass...
Neurotic C: Spent too many years in the jungle with charlie...needs her space...has own room.
Meat 1 (M1): Nairs his chest, but shaves his balls.  I don't understand either...
Meat 2 (M2): Smells like teen spirit.
Dirty Shirley: more Shirley than Dirty...
...good M1atch
Titty C: Drives yellow car really fast down driveway...  Lives next door.
Surfer G: Gets inexcusably humped by Meat 1... Likes steak.  Hates condiments and anything green including several muppet characters.
ReD-I: Rides bike in circles for all the right reasons.
Nubby G: Powered by batteries.
LaBlonda:  Surprisingly not black
Tab A Minus 30 (AKA Babs O'Reilly): Teenage Flashback who got a rim job from a chihuahua.
Sunday Meat: In the 509...Can throw a ball a mile.  Doesn't waste food. Also shaves balls.
Sweet Thang: has massive mammaries (and they are real, and she is not fat). 
DD Sunday: UW student (on a longggg break)...can drive really well... :).
Freaky C: Slot B's neurotic cat.  On life #17 AWOL for two years...hmmmm
Organic Meat: Slams drums like crazy.  Definitley not Jewish...probably home schooled.  :)
Blunt Meat: Says what he thinks...
Flower Girl: The daughter we never had...
 
 
Customer Testimonials
 
"These guys are awethome!" - 'Buttwheat, the crazy afro on Broadway.'
 
"They milk cats." - 'Next door neighbor.'
 
"I'm going upstairs because that's where my room is." -'M2'
 
"Piss off" - 'Lady on street'...
 
"I am Juuuliieeeee's piano" - 'The Ladies Man'
 
Yeth, Courvoisier...that's my drink. - 'M2'
 
Hooked on Chronix - 'M2'
 
Fak that's loud...  - 'Old lady on 15th...'
 
"You building a wall?" - neighbor