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We are TabA and SlotB. Now take your pants off and bark like a dog.
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If you are not living life, life is living you.
 
 
 
Welcome to TabASlotB.com©...
We're modest little people with alot to be modest about.
 
The site about fashion, beer, motorcycles and sticking things into your partner.  Well...less about fashion and motorcycles, but definitely about the sticking things into your partner thingy and oh of course beer.  We also like saying snarky things that make us giggle and pee our pants.
 
And if you are wondering???...Slot B takes it and Tab A gives it!!!! Big surprise, eh?

  

Check out our miscellaneous late night fun on the Crap tab.  If you have something funny to say, send your dialogue in today to:  tabA@tabAslotB.com
 
You people and your pants...
  

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What do we do?
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We make the line of TabASlotB t-shirts and stickers.  All of our profits go to a fund to buy a liver for that time in the future when years of heavy drinking has taken it's toll.  If you have a liver you are not using, please visit our contact us page.  We'll pay delivery costs. 
 
   
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Random bumper stickers we'd like to see...but even if we did, we wouldn't put them on our cars...we're just that anal...
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  • I"m highly motivated to do nothing - 'ReD-I'
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    "Jesus and his dad God are coming.  Look busy." 
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    If there was something else we'd rather be doing, we'd damn well be doing it. - so shut up.  :)
  • You have everyone's attention but nobody's heart.  <<Thanks Tim Easton>>
  • I am pro-abortion. (picture of hanger)

 

"Everything on this site is copyrighted."

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Wanna buy a t-shirt? 
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Visit our online store. <Coming Soon>
 
T-shirts are coming really really soon.  Getting graphics done this week.   
 
   
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Where do we live? 
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Seattle, Washington (Capitol Hill)
Austin, Texas (Little Mexico)
LaConner, Washington (Sticks)
tabA@tabaslotB.com (Gives it)