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We are TabA and SlotB. Now take your pants off and bark like a dog.
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People we hate
 
  • Mormons...well mostly those named Mitt
  • Hippies.  All of them.  They are stinky.
  • Elton John - cuz he's a muppet
  • Dick Cheney - oh you know
  • Any human named Scooter
  • Kenny G - sensitive pony tail man
  • The Beatles - dead and live ones
  • The ex-prez - if you need this explained, go to another site.
  • People with mullets - unless they drive Trans Amsesesss...cuz that's just cool.
  • People with those long arsed leashes who walk dogs when we're trying to run through the hood.  Fuckers.
  • People who think the left lane is for them even though they drive 55.
  • People who don't take the bus when they could.
  • Anyone who shops at Walmart, unless they do it drunk, then that's cool too.
  •  Smurfs - I'm not to fond of the color blue.
  •  
    False advertising - mainly fat chicks that wear shirts or shorts that say "Bootylicious" or "tasty" I mean honestly that shit is just fucking disgusting and wrong...like you should have to have a license to buy shit like that and thongs, a thong license.  Yeth.
  • Muffin tops
  • 14 yr old girls that dont take snowboarding lessons that cant stop and use your legs as instant breaks instead.
  • People who don't read
  • People who can't draw flowers
  • Women with cankles
 
 People we love
 
  • The SO
  • The Ladies Man
  • Freaks and Geeks
  • Britney Spears cuz no one else does
  • Anyone who rides the bus
  • Kathy Griffin